Ex Housekeeper Finds Solace in Online Fantasy Land

Cole | 19 | Gay (Depending on who you ask) | Vegetarian | Cat lady trapped in the wrong body | Avid baker | Accounting major for the time being

rewreck:

life goal: having someone scream my name during sex with another person

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famousrecord:

😂😂😂😂😂 “White chicks in the summer ☀️”

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thebootydiaries:

irishkings:

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famousavenuellama:

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ya-olo:

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i almost broke my neck 

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if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch it go through your entire digestive tract since your head is conveniently shoved so far up your ass that you have a great view of your colon

Religion is actually oppression though so

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I can’t believe this sort of thing gets reblogged on tumblr without any critical thought, yes any ideology/religion/belief system that tells women they have to cover up or else they’re indecent and prompting men to sexually harass them (or worse) IS and will always be misogynistic and oppressive, even if you feel good about doing it.

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ah yes, equate terrorist groups with islam, and put #feminism in your tags. shocking. haven’t seen this one before. cancel my appointments barbara, i just got owned. 

funny you claim it’s “your choice” yet I still haven’t seen any muslim women who has chosen not to wear it. this is starting to sound like systematic oppression the more I learn about it oop

funny how people say homelessness exists but I didn’t see any homeless people this morning :// there are literally millions, just because you haven’t seen them doesn’t mean they don’t exist :////// the world doesn’t revolve around you sweaty xx

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jumex:

911…id like to report something she did
Operator: what she do?
Me:…that

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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firelemonade:

classic books moodboard: le petit prince by antoine de saint-exupéry

“The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched, they are felt with the heart.”

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